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Stop 4: Halton, Ontario<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n Although I touched on Harper’s visit to Halton and the construction hat picture bellow<\/a>, someone has let me know that Harper was there to support local candidate Garth Turner. And Garth has a blog! Thanks to Garth’s blog, you can read a full recap of the event here<\/a>. I also decided to skim through the back pages of Garth’s blog for fun. Among the highlights:<\/p>\n 1. Apparently Garth gets hits for “Stephen Harper Conservative Cowboy” too<\/a>! If only Conservatives were willing to talk about gay people, his traffic would triple due to the incredible surge in “Stephen Harper gay cowboy<\/a>” searches we’ve seen this summer.<\/p>\n 2. Garth also tells a Stephen Harper joke in his blog<\/a>: Why did Stephen Harper become an economist? Because he didn\u00c2\u0092t have the personality to be an accountant<\/em>.<\/p>\n 3. He also links to the riding’s previous results<\/a>:<\/p>\n Gary Carr (Liberal Party of Canada) 27,362 Boy, if Dean Martin can’t even win for the Tories, I don’t know what chance Garth has.<\/p>\n Garth also touches on the hard hats:<\/p>\n We don them, and after receiving assurances from the four political aides now present that we do not look like dorks, go back outside.<\/em> heh heh. OK – now, the Glad as Hell<\/u> recap:<\/p>\n Location: <\/strong>Halton, Ontario (as an aside, anyone notice the lack of Quebec stops on the Glad as Hell Tour?) Previous Editions:<\/em> Stop 4: Halton, Ontario Although I touched on Harper’s visit to Halton and the construction hat picture bellow, someone has let me know that Harper was there to support local candidate Garth Turner. And Garth has a blog! Thanks to Garth’s blog, you can read a full recap of the event here. I also decided […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Frank Marchetti (Green Party of Canada) 2,889
Dean Martin (Conservative Party of Canada) 21,704
Anwar Naqvi (New Democratic Party) 4,642<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n
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Positives<\/strong>: Garth didn’t tell any of his Stephen Harper jokes in front of the media.
Negatives<\/strong>: See the village people jokes bellow<\/a>.
Human Index:<\/strong> Dick Chenney. Harper scores 6 out of 7 on the human index this week…it takes a true leader to don headgear and not look like a dork, but I think Harper actually pulls it off.<\/p>\n
Barrie<\/a>
Calgary<\/a>
Nova Scotia<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"