I had two readers e-mail me in response to the leadership post, with comments which I loosely translated to be saying: \u201cJoe Volpe for Liberal leader? I thought the Liberals were against euthanasia.\u201d<\/p>\n
But, yes, Mr. Volpe appears to be serious about running. And since nothing short of a Jean Lapierre leadership run would be more hilarious than seeing Big Joe throw his hat into the ring, I\u2019ve given his campaign team their first eight slogans, free of charge:<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, I\u2019m a serious candidate. Don\u2019t laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLoyal to the leader since 2004\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBeing in Cabinet has nothing to do with my flip-flop on gay marriage\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOnly he can defeat the Klansmen\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHey, if Belinda Stronach is a serious leadership contender, why not?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cJoe Who?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRomanian Strippers at every campaign stop!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNot only will I ban the Sopranos in Canada, I\u2019ll ban Joey!\u201d<\/p>\n