{"id":327,"date":"2005-05-03T13:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=327"},"modified":"2005-05-03T13:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T17:38:00","slug":"why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Paul Martin<\/strong>: \u201cLet me be perfectly clear: I am going to get to the bottom of why that chicken crossed the road, come hell or high water!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stephen Harper<\/strong>: \u201cI am going to consult with Canadians to see why they think the chicken crossed the road. Only after I have listened to Canadians will I be in a position to judge whether or not this chicken crossed the road.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jack Layton<\/strong>: \u201cI\u2019m not here to talk about the chicken. I\u2019m here to talk about making Parliament work. A Kyoto plan, clean air, post-secondary education, these are the issues Canadians care about, not some chicken.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gilles Ducceppe<\/strong>: \u201cThe chicken crossing the road is a sign dat fe-dee-RAW-lism is broken.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scott Brison<\/strong>: \u201cLet Judge Gomery report and then we will know for certain why that chicken crossed the road.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Belinda Stronach<\/strong>: \u201cIt\u2019s about growing the economy\u2026sorry, what was the question again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>David Herle<\/strong>: \u201cLet\u2019s call an overpriced inquiry into why the chicken crossed the road, paying particular attention to any information that could damage the Liberal brand. Then we can truly differ ourselves from our predecessor.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul Martin: \u201cLet me be perfectly clear: I am going to get to the bottom of why that chicken crossed the road, come hell or high water!\u201d Stephen Harper: \u201cI am going to consult with Canadians to see why they think the chicken crossed the road. Only after I have listened to Canadians will I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}