If anyone is still looking for last minute Halloween costumes, here are a few politically-themed ideas:<\/p>\n
At the Party…<\/strong><\/u><\/p>\n Senate Page<\/strong>: Black dress, white gloves, and long braided pony tail. Be sure to hold up<\/a> home made “Stop Harper” stopsign at the most inoportune moments – when people are making out, going to the bathroom, etc…<\/p>\n Gilles Duceppe<\/strong>: This may be your last chance to wear the costume (or <\/em>not<\/em><\/a>), so pull out the hairnet for nostalgia’s sake. Start the night with 47 paper seats glued to your shirt, and gradually shed them until there are only 4 left.<\/p>\n Ruth Ellen Brosseau<\/strong>: Long blond wig, and a Vegas t-shirt. The good thing about this one is you might win the Best Costume prize, even if you skip most of the party.<\/p>\n Going Door-to-Door…<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n Rob Ford & Marg Delahunty<\/strong>: This year’s top couples costume. The woman ears a Xena-ish dress and barges into homes asking for candy, even if their lights are off. The man wears a suit and whenever parents ask “and who are you?”, he fucking <\/em>tells them<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n Thomas Mulcair<\/strong>: Wear a suit, with a fake beard. Complain about how unfair it is to be trick-or-treating in a low-candy neighbourhood and make it clear to your neighbours you will only knock on their door if they meet your candy demands<\/a>.<\/p>\n