{"id":279,"date":"2005-03-16T01:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-16T06:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=279"},"modified":"2005-03-16T01:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-16T06:33:00","slug":"279","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Policy Wonks<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been talking to a few of my Tory friends and have managed to get my hands on a few of the policy resolutions that will be debated this weekend in Montreal:<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that Party debt will be financed by selling TV rights to the reality TV event of the year \u2013 the Belinda Stronach-Peter MacKay wedding.<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that all future party name changes be forced to remain in effect for at least 2 years.<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that no one in this party ever again mention the word \u201cabortion\u201d, in any context, for any reason, no matter what argument they are trying to make.<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that all future CPC press releases refer to the Prime Minister as the Right Honourable Mr.Dithers.<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that God repay us for our support of the traditional definition of marriage by giving us some miracle\u2026like a seat or two in Quebec.<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that Bernard Lord stop kicking himself for not running for CPC leadership a year ago.<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that Stephen Harper get some charisma\u2026and we\u2019re not asking for much here \u2013 John Manley charisma or Herb Grey charisma would be enough.<\/p>\n<p>Be it Resolved that the government pay to spruce up Stornaway\u2026we might be there a while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Policy Wonks I&#8217;ve been talking to a few of my Tory friends and have managed to get my hands on a few of the policy resolutions that will be debated this weekend in Montreal: Be it Resolved that Party debt will be financed by selling TV rights to the reality TV event of the year [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}