{"id":2150,"date":"2009-01-29T20:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T01:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=2150"},"modified":"2009-01-29T20:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T01:39:00","slug":"taking-your-cousin-to-the-prom-and-other-coalition-analogies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=2150","title":{"rendered":"Taking your cousin to the prom, and other coalition analogies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The death of the coalition I can live with. But the death of coalition analogies? That&#8217;s like, like&#8230;well, I can&#8217;t think of what that&#8217;s like, but I&#8217;m sure these pundits and politicians could:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Don Newman (Monday): &#8220;The NDP are like that student who made a prom date in March and now, come May, he&#8217;s not really sure that they&#8217;re still going together.&#8221; <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><i>(Monday exchange on Newsworld)<\/i><br \/>John McCallum: &#8220;We&#8217;re not identical twins.&#8221;<br \/>Suhana Meharchand: &#8220;But you could be first cousins, right?&#8221;<br \/>Thomas Mulcair: &#8220;It&#8217;s a marriage of convenience.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestar.com\/News\/Canada\/article\/577189\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Chantal Hebert<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"> (Monday): &#8220;But now that it has been let out of the bottle, the coalition genie will not vanish into thin air.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chantal Hebert (same article): &#8220;To make their coalition work in the current House of Commons, the NDP and the Liberals had no choice but to force it into a parliamentary straitjacket whose straps lay in the hands of a third party.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chantal Hebert (still the same article): &#8220;What could be a creative manifestation of the parliamentary system will become a politically forbidden fruit.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/servlet\/story\/RTGAM.20090126.wcosimp27\/BNStory\/specialComment\/home\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Jeffrey Simpson<\/span><\/a> (Tuesday)<span style=\"font-family:arial;\">: &#8220;Like a bad one-night stand, it was regretted almost immediately.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jeffrey Simpson (same article): &#8220;It was, therefore, a marriage of three&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jeffrey Simpsons (still the same article): &#8220;Since then, he has brandished the coalition weapon as though it were a wet noodle.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.macleans.ca\/2009\/01\/28\/meanwhile-in-the-house-foyer\/\"><span style=\"font-family:arial;\">Aaron Wherry<\/span><\/a> (Wednesday)<span style=\"font-family:arial;\">: Jack Layton sounds a bit like a 16-year-old who just got dumped by his girlfriend.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family:arial;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thechronicleherald.ca\/Editorial\/1103477.html\">Chronicle Herald <\/a>(Thursday): \u201cLiberal Leader Michael Ignatieff blew up the bridge that bound him to the NDP and the Bloc Quebecois and dug a tunnel to the Tories instead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chronicle Herald (same editorial): \u201cIt was a cattle prod with which to force Stephen Harper to massively intervene in the economy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chronicle Herald (still same editorial): \u201cThe coalition was also a pitchfork with which to ward off Mr. Harper\u2019s partisan scheming.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Chronicle Herald (yup\u2026same editorial): \u201cIt was nothing but a wobbly sawhorse.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The death of the coalition I can live with. But the death of coalition analogies? That&#8217;s like, like&#8230;well, I can&#8217;t think of what that&#8217;s like, but I&#8217;m sure these pundits and politicians could: Don Newman (Monday): &#8220;The NDP are like that student who made a prom date in March and now, come May, he&#8217;s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}