{"id":1923,"date":"2008-09-17T23:05:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T03:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=1923"},"modified":"2008-09-17T23:05:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T03:05:00","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen-the-comic-stylings-of-mr-gerry-ritz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=1923","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and gentlemen, the comic stylings of Mr. Gerry Ritz!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>After fretting about the political dangers of the Listeria scare, Ritz quipped: &#8220;This is like a death by a thousand cuts. Or should I say cold cuts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then when told of a death in Prince Edward Island, Ritz said, &#8220;Please tell me it&#8217;s (Liberal MP) Wayne Easter.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After fretting about the political dangers of the Listeria scare, Ritz quipped: &#8220;This is like a death by a thousand cuts. Or should I say cold cuts.&#8221; Then when told of a death in Prince Edward Island, Ritz said, &#8220;Please tell me it&#8217;s (Liberal MP) Wayne Easter.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1923"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1923\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}