{"id":1592,"date":"2007-12-06T01:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T06:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2007-12-06T01:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-06T06:59:00","slug":"scantilycladwoman-gate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/?p=1592","title":{"rendered":"ScantilyCladWoman-gate"},"content":{"rendered":"

Finally, we understand why James Moore is deemed less competent for a Cabinet position than Gordon O’Connor, Michael Fortier<\/span>, or Jason Kenney<\/span> – he’s a pervert<\/em>. Yes, NDP<\/span> MP Irene Mathyssen<\/span>, has dropped<\/span> the bombshell that I can only imagine will splash across the front page of the Globe & Mail tomorrow morning. Rather than snoozing, heckling, or pretending to laugh at Peter Van Loan’s jokes, James Moore spent question period…on the Internet<\/span>…looking at…a scantily<\/span> clad woman<\/a>!<\/p>\n

“There was an image of a scantily clad woman in very flimsy lingerie” on the computer of Parliamentary Secretary for Public Works James Moore, New Democrat MP Irene Mathyssen<\/span> told reporters. “It was dark in color and she was a brunette.”<\/p>\n

“It was, I would say, not hard porn by any stretch,” she said.<\/p>\n

“I would describe it as soft porn, Playboy-type stuff .<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

My first thought upon reading this was: ewww<\/span>…Irene Mathyssen<\/span> is, like, some sort of pornography classification expert. But those unnerving thoughts quickly turned to feelings of anger and rage. While Moore has flimsily tried to defend himself<\/a>, this is perhaps Canada’s biggest sex scandal since the Munsinger Affair. I am therefore proud to be the first to call for a full public inquiry in order to answer the following lingering questions:<\/p>\n

Was Stephen Harper aware of this? Just how flimsy was her lingerie? Was this “playboy-type” soft porn or “Toronto Sun-type” soft porn? Is she Moore’s “girlfriend” as reported in some stories or just his “friend” as reported in others? Are they “in a relationship” on facebook<\/span> or are they at “it’s complicated”? If she’s single, what is her phone number? Given it’s a sex scandal, I assume Peter MacKay<\/span> must be somehow involved – how? Who is Irene Mathyssen<\/span> <\/a>and why have we never heard about her before? Did James Moore ever donate money to Jean Charest’s<\/span> leadership campaign? Has he ever signed golf balls? Did he dream of being a back bench MP when he was in kindergarten?<\/p>\n

Canadians demand answers. We’re mad as hell and, come hell or high water, we need to get to the bottom of this!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Finally, we understand why James Moore is deemed less competent for a Cabinet position than Gordon O’Connor, Michael Fortier, or Jason Kenney – he’s a pervert. Yes, NDP MP Irene Mathyssen, has dropped the bombshell that I can only imagine will splash across the front page of the Globe & Mail tomorrow morning. Rather than […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calgarygrit.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}